Purple Benjamins

$100 dollar bills (aka blue benjamins) that is considered "dirty money." This is because the "blue" bills are covered in blood or red dye packs used in banks. The red mixed with the blue making purple.

Ya, john has money, but it's all purple benjamins.

by SpicyGuac04 January 12, 2022

purple nurpkin

A really really mean and bad person. They are also often unappreciative of the originality of the people around them.

Dude 1: Emma’s being such a Purple Nurpkin isn’t she?

Dude 2: Yeah man, she’s totally not appreciating your original and hilarious nature.

by French3453 July 04, 2023

Purple Haze (stand)

Not to be confused with narcotics or the hit song by Jimi Hendrix.

"This is some good shit man"

"Did you just inhale that Purple Haze (stand)?"

"Uhh...... yeah?"

"Not even Crazy Diamond can save you now"

by Above Average Jojo Fan September 29, 2023

purple sorrow

The sadness Minnesota Vikings fans have for their team pretty much ever year they are in the playoffs and never get to the Superbowl.

Again, this year, there is much purple sorrow among Vikings’ fans as the team did not advance past the first round of the playoffs.

by Purplenado March 04, 2023

Purple polo

The term used when Homosexuals want to have a group orgy consisting of more than 3 men.

When Homosexuals want to have an orgy they say, "hey who's up for a purple polo"

by somone you dont know...YET July 09, 2011

purple spaghetti

A dildo

My purple spaghetti is hard to find

by Winchester4life October 05, 2017

Monkey Purple

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.

Dang, my balls went from blue to monkey purple.

by Dr. Monkey May 29, 2011