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two haircut pants

A term describing ultra low-cut jeans or pants, wherein the top of the pants is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut skirt.
by grumblefish October 3, 2007
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pants-o-rama

-Adjective
relating to something that is completely rubbish. Compare with 'panorama' to describe a wide angled scene, 'pants-o-rama' is used to describe an all round wretched situation.
1)
Filmgoer: "Showgirls was a great film!"
Response: "WHAT???! Except for the high breast count it was wall-to-wall pants-o-rama! Muppet."

2)
Computer User: "This software doesn't work."
Response: "That's beacuse it's pants-o-rama! Muppet."
by Woodallster April 2, 2008
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give-up pants

"give-up pants" is when you work under a skilled trade, labor position, construction, landscaping, etc, wearing pants that are not suitable or appropriate for the job site. For example, basketball shorts, warmup pants, pants that are too loose(pants requiring a belt, which a belt is not present) or saggy pants, that constantly require you to stop work in order to readjust your clothing.
Hey guys, Jake is wearing his give-up pants again. Jake! Now go weed wacky that ditch!

Dammit, Lemar! How the hell are you going to help us unload this tractor trailer of furniture if your damn pants keep falling down?!

Damn bruh... this mutha-fuka started commin at me crazy as hell, yo! Dude was all talking out the side of his neck so I split his shit. There was nothing that my guy could do about it because he was wearing his give-up pants! Real talk, fam! Lol
by 1313freddo July 25, 2016
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chinese buffet pants

loose fitting pants, with elasticized waist band. Made to accommodate for the abdominal expansion that occurs after 2nd and subsequent visits to the all-you-can-eat buffet bar in Chinese (and other) buffet restaurants.
Chinese restaurant waiter: Hey, fat boy, your pants just ripped.... you go home now!
Fat Boy: Drat! Time for some new Chinese buffet pants.... just as soon as I finish this last plateful of remon chicken.
by obracadabra December 18, 2011
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Shirt Your Pants

Shirting your pants is a metaphor for shoveling worn sweaty rags into a shirt and then marinating it in blood and pee. You take the 'shirted' item, place it in some pants, preferably an expensive pair by the Shirtee, and nail it to their doorstep. Shirt on fire is, as you can guess, a variant where the Shirter sets the Shirtee's Shirted pants on fire.
"Yo man, I just shirted my mum's pants!" "Haha! Oh, Jerry, you're a psychopath." "Watch out, man, I'll shirt your pants too..."
by MorrowMorrow November 10, 2021
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Hold Your Pants On

A phrase used to tell an annoying child to be patient. Synonymous with "cool your jets" and "hold your horses".
Freshman - dude, dude, dude, when are you going to give my back my backpack?!

Senior - Hold your pants on.
by Happysquirrel93 April 29, 2009
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