When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger
by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018
An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation
Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.
by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025
Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most
by KenNeth Roote December 03, 2020
by Jamesgilbert123 October 07, 2021
Waiting wack is when you have enough time to wank one out to pass the time for whatever it is you are waiting for
I was waiting for my food order so I went into the bathroom and did a quick Waiting wank to pass the time
by Scribe-Blur June 12, 2017
You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.
The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.
by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022
A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.
guy 1: Did you hear the news
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
by Broham May 30, 2019