old oral sex

When an old married couple pass each other in the hallway of their house they both say fuck you to each other. That's old oral sex

SAm passed Silvia in the hallway and said fuck you silvia. Silvia replies with fuck you too, thus completing the act of old oral sex

by Pooboo444 August 12, 2017

Grumpy Old Crummuggen

a hater of all things silly, young, funny, or cool

Leonard glares at the frog in the pickle jar because he is a grumpy old crummuggen!

by watergirljamiet September 14, 2011

Day Old Bagel

A VERY firm/tight vagina so dense that it is difficult to eat. Cream cheese, naturally goes around the hole due to the fact that penetration is so difficult.

Christ man! I couldn't even get it in. She had a day old bagel.

by TheMightyGregasaurus May 14, 2011

growling old woman

When you have an art teacher that's a very old woman who tells you scary growling noises for shopping on your phone during her class.

Holy shit poppy that growling old woman caught me shopping on my phone again during class

by Ritchboilol December 25, 2016

the old needle condom

''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.

James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.

by heheshreccsde September 20, 2018

Mad old biddy

Or M.O.B. An old English woman who walks around town in a daze with shit clothes on.

Della: "What are these cones doing outside your house?"
Emma: "That was the mad old biddy from down the road."

by QueenieT_MTV October 21, 2010

old world charm

Déjà vu of the overall decency that only existed during the period of Pax Britannica, which is nowadays portrayed as a miserable dark age filled with sexism racism and oppression by politically correct moral standards.

The old Pennsylvania Station is full of old world charm.

by dadumiao October 31, 2020