mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014

mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014

mustered rock

high quality crack cocaine . Mustered referring to the color yellow .when crack is yellow the cocaine used to cook it was pure

I went down to the spot and I got hooked up with dat mustered rock

by dream cacher nm May 13, 2015

mustachery

A facility to purchase goods to take care of ones mustache

We shall stroll to mustachery to purchase ye olde wax

by Daus worm July 6, 2015

Musty briefcase

Having sex with a girl and realizing she has mold growing on her vagina.

I was doing this girl this morning and I looked down and seen she had a musty briefcase.

by Happy fun at work August 12, 2015

Mustn'ttouchit

A term used to describe a private aera of either sex.

Uncle Randy said he wanted to touch my peanut, but mother said that he mustn'ttouchit

by SGMlake November 23, 2015

mustache authority

Derived from an occupy human rights video in which a man steps inside a residence and performs an illegal search and arrest all because he had a mustache that gave others the impression that he held some kind of real authority.

Guy- Man that guy had some real mustache authority going in their house like that in that video
Girl- Dude he didn't even have a mustache...

by B3K4H January 16, 2016