Chode monster

A person who is annoying and stupid.
A fag
A person who thinks a chode is something that it isn't

Michelle: Seth is such a chode monster. I asked him if i could lick his chode but he didn't know what that was!
Spencer:What a loser!!!

by pretzel eater May 21, 2009

Sass Monster

Some guy/gal who works in Shipping and Receiving for a company that cannot read shipping receipts. This person also likes to think he/she is all knowing and superior to everyone. Very much a douchbag.

He was a real sass monster with how he was acting..

by Rimjob4u June 24, 2011

Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

A game for the PSP so stupid it doesn't tell you what anything does so you have to look everything up. Also makes you take so long to get your hit rating up. Warning: Might cause suicidal thoughts or broken PSP.

1: Dude I broke my PSP
2: What? How? What Happened?
1: Monster Hunter Freedom Unite happened.

by Zeide October 20, 2009

green monster

Shoving a green dry erase marker up someone's ass leaving a scary green monster mark on their rectum.

Steve:"Hey guess what."
Matt:"What?"
Steve:"Green monster time!"
Matt:"Oh god! Not my rectum!OOOHHHH!NNOOOOOO! It's so scary!"

by squall leonhart June 29, 2006

monster

the best song ever by skillet

person1: dude whats the best song youve ever heard? person2: monster by skillet. duh.

by ashley8u2 March 14, 2010

Gouch Monster

A Gouch Monster is a girl who suck dick with their teeth, leaving the male subject traumatized about getting head again.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.

"Dude, i can't even walk."
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"

by NiCKATiNE August 10, 2008

Beautiful Monster

A lame "rap" group full of assholes that arent going to go anywhere.

Have you heard Beautiful Monsters new song?
Oh that was a song?

by bccweirdie October 8, 2014