Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.

Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.

by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019

stalker light

A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.

Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."

by bennthewolfe October 23, 2015

light box

v. light boxing

like gaslighting but i’m confused

the act of making something think they’re crazy

i will light box micheal a

by shwacked September 10, 2020

Light hour

Anywhere from 20-40 minutes.

I’m gonna go to the spa for a light hour

by Grant Scott Hansen October 21, 2025

Light Hate

For when you don't dislike someone enough to hate their guts but they are being more than very annoying.

Guy: Why couldn't the train get drunk?
Girl: Why?
Guy: He couldn't reach the ca-boose!
Girl: Jesus Christ man, I'm really starting to light hate you.

by nukesup March 1, 2019

Bar Light Beauty

When you’re in a bar and someone looks more attractive then they should because of the lighting in the environment.

Guy 1: “Damn she is supa hot fire. Ima shoot my shot.”
Guy 2: “Be careful man this place is known for it’s Bar Light Beauty.”

by Dirsaytr March 28, 2023

Head lights are on

When an individual’s nips are hard or poking

Girl one: hey ur head lights are on
Girl two:oh my gosh thank you ,do you have a jacket I can borrow?
Girl one:yeah of course!!
Girl two:thank you

by Hotmomzrockmyworld February 21, 2023