josh

to ‘josh’ someone is to ‘ghost’ a person you were originally interested in, without any explanation and for no apparent reason to the other person involved.

“you know that guy I was talking to? yeah I think I’m gonna josh him’”

“I was talking to this chick for a few weeks, and we even went on a few dates and then she just joshed me”

“Babe, dont even bother replying, I think you should just josh him”

“Dude, can you believe she just fucking joshed me”

“You can’t just josh every guy you talk to, how am I ever going to end up with grandchildren?”

“I thought you were joshing him babe, you’re so much better than him”

by gotjoshed2020 July 07, 2020

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A bit of a flog. Will not show up to most classes at uni. Hated by most people. Thinks he is a savage but really he is a pussy
FUCK that guy

wow i really hate that guy josh. - everyone

by VeganHero69 August 21, 2018

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Josh is actually the most wholesome being I have ever encountered.

An introspective, inspiring soul who GIVES AND GIVES so unconditionally.

I’ve litro never been in the presence of such a divinely wholesome human.

Jj is my bestie. My soul bestie and I must tell the world that this human exists!

Josh is so slay today

Josh is short for Joshua

The next iceman is Josh
Josh is divinely protected

by bigslaypoppa January 03, 2023

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Josh is an all round sick cunt with a huge donger and seems to sell drugs with his grandma.

Person one: Oh, who's that guy over there?
Person two: I don't know, but he seems like a real Josh

by BigDykNagar October 26, 2020

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A josh is a big and fat he is usually really poor but has a lot of friends.
He would usually live in a small house and feel lonely all day.
But he is a really funny guy and he gets all the girls.

"Hey josh how are you?"
"Yeah good mate can I have some money?"

by Billy bob bum face January 03, 2019

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