by Purified Dav1d December 20, 2019
Get the Light Cashmug. That light where each time it flashes, a person in the distance gets closer to you, until they are right in your face
by mitcivs February 4, 2022
Get the Strobe lightmug. Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.
Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".
by QuacksO February 1, 2024
Get the gas-discharge lightmug. 1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!
Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!
Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025
Get the Christmas Eve String Lightmug. by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021
Get the Alan Lightmug. by LSUBeast December 12, 2015
Get the Mickey Mouse Lightsmug.
Get the turn his lights onmug.