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Light Cash

He’s light cash and meets little kids in the back alleys
by Purified Dav1d December 20, 2019
mugGet the Light Cashmug.

Strobe light

That light where each time it flashes, a person in the distance gets closer to you, until they are right in your face
I’m going to slap you if you fuck me up with that strobe light one more time
by mitcivs February 4, 2022
mugGet the Strobe lightmug.

gas-discharge light

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.
Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".
by QuacksO February 1, 2024
mugGet the gas-discharge lightmug.

Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!
Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025
mugGet the Christmas Eve String Lightmug.

Alan Light

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'
by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021
mugGet the Alan Lightmug.

Mickey Mouse Lights

The blue lights on top of a police car that stay on and do not flash.
That cop didn't light me up but he came up on me with his Mickey Mouse Lights on.
by LSUBeast December 12, 2015
mugGet the Mickey Mouse Lightsmug.

turn his lights on

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on
by A.Artsy December 18, 2017
mugGet the turn his lights onmug.

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