You better not hurt her

A phrase used by lesbian teenage girls who are best friends with the girl you’re dating. They use this phrase to attempt to intimidate you, but it really doesn’t work and makes them seem stupid.

Mary: “She’s my best friend, so you better not hurt her!”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”

by s a n d March 23, 2020

Her eyes were like butterflies

This is when a woman has big, bright, colorful eyes that are beyond becoming and entrancing and suggest to you that you may be the one. When it happens your life will forever change.

Leo: " And then I started to tell her how I felt about her. Dude, and then...she just..."
Leon: "What happened bro? Finish the story!"
Leo: "She smiled and began to bat her majestic eyelashes at me. Man! Her eyes were like butterflies. It's really happening!"

by von groovy June 30, 2024

her

She Looks Just Like A Dream
The Prettiest Girl I’ve Ever Seen
From The Cover Of A Magazine, you'll see her on every page her prettiness is pretty

Alfred: She's a dream for sure, and she's in a cover of a magazine!
Brendon: Don't worry brother, I saw her in every page of the magazine.

by ME>>> June 18, 2024

Dirty Herring

Using sardine oil for lube.

Me and my girl did the Dirty Herring last night now the cat won't stop following her around

by Thefisherman02 August 18, 2022

pluck her

When you take your flaming pork sword and give a girl a vagina rumbling of a lifetime

Are you hangin with your girl tonight? Yeh imma pluck her!!!!

by frooty tooty in the booty December 28, 2013

ragged her ass

The act of aggressively groping someone's ass with a washcloth

1. I ragged her ass last night

2. I want you to rag my ass

by Dacock April 22, 2018

drink in the sun and find her (39 photos)

When a bot on a socialnetwork (ex. twitter) retweets to a single person very often.

Drink in the sun and find her (39 photos)
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by Clorox B January 7, 2017