National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

by ExoticHats May 8, 2020

Hat Trick

When you meet a guy and he’s wearing a hat, making him extremely a lot more attractive than he actually is without a hat, probably hiding that he’s actually bald. This is usually the case when online dating

On Tinder, I set up a really hot and steamy date with this cowboy for Valentine’s Day 😉 only to leave as soon as I saw I was the victim of a Hat Trick! He was as bald as a baby’s bare ass!!!

by Skyyblueplaya February 16, 2020

Hats Boi

The hats boi is the one the only Simon Witt, DAMN THAT BOI HAS LOTS OF HATS!

Read in southern accent

I screamed hats boi and Simon came running, and screaming “SUUUUWEEEE”!

by Hatsboi February 24, 2020

Ass hat

A ass hat is a something you can call that fried that exposed you secrets a word you can use to yell at that one annoying boy who keeps moaning in the class room

As you can see Ass hat is the perfect word to use

Bethany was a Ass hat because she told Jane that you masterbated to your step brothers voice so there for Bethany is a Ass hat

by Bigdick move February 26, 2020

papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!

Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!

by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020

Hat

a thing that gos on ur freaking head it’s call an hat

ya should know what a hat is

by Lady Bish July 5, 2020