Golden Legal

A Model United Nations Legal who hooks up with their head chair

OMG the Chief of Staff and their Legal hooked up after the debate, what a golden legal.

by ModelUnitedNationsDebater November 12, 2023

Golden Chower

You are a god at performing oral sex on a female vagina.

Jadon is the a golden chower, his tong made me cum several times in a matter of seconds.

by Zable May 20, 2024

Golden Mudslide

When you pee in a person’s butt and they blow you while sitting on the toilet pissing the urine out of their ass.

We tried a golden mudslide last night, I can’t believe she held it in!

by sassyclassyassy March 18, 2019

Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023

golden result

When you call the cops and they do their jobs properly. Mostly used by POC who have rarely experienced an encounter with police that didn't end in some form of violence.

Person 1: So the cops came by my mom's place last week.
Person 2: Damn, really? Who'd they snatch this time?
Person 1: Nobody. Got that golden result then they left.

by mintchipandcookie December 25, 2020

Golden Handshake

When your in firecamp and have to apply goldbond powder to your nuts. You then try and shake someone's hand with your powdery nut hand.

I got Reeder with the golden handshake in firecamp this morning.

by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024

Golden pyramid

Having a threesome and having a person ride the dick of one man while also sucking the dick of another man

Tom and Jerry had a golden pyramid with Janet last night! How lucky!!!

by Penislover1983 April 9, 2021