fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number, work number but you can't get the personal number.

Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number

by barbaroja August 7, 2023

Fake Hedgehog

An insult used for someone who has framed you for crimes and made you wanted by the military. Coined in 2001 in the SEGA Dreamcast game Sonic Adventure 2 by Sonic the Hedgehog in a confrontation with Shadow the Hedgehog who had framed him for crimes.

'Say something, you fake hedgehog!'

by [INSERT A PSEUDONYM HERE] August 13, 2023

Fake Indian

Someone who describes themselves as a pure Indian despite being mixed race

Adrian B is such a Fake Indian

by scottynomany November 21, 2021

Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger

Nicy has a fake thumb boner

by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019

fake genius

some kids in prepuberty/puberty use to call themselves genius in Minecraft, Youtube, etc, by using an intentional perfect ortography and "being" a prodigy 10 years old kid that plays piano, is 1'85 metres tall, speaks 7 languages, is a professional drawer, knows programming, and most importanly: they have Asperger so they dont do jokes (all this bullshit is for winning a online girl and/or being an edgy/dark anime character).
IRL they are 13 years otakus Minecraft hackers, 1'65 metres tall, knows one language (maybe 2), draw stickmans and does Minecraft 2x2 piston doors.

online gamer girl: how are you mr_anonyrexgamerpro?
fake genius mr_anonyrexgamerpro: Hello, how are you.
ogg: how was your day?
fake genius mr_anonyrexgamerpro: Fine, I read a physics book all day, I drew an hiperrealistic drawing and I compose a new song in piano.

by xzzy October 22, 2019

fake

Ty-hana

Ty-hana looks like a piece of unused wood with her fake ass

by DICKANDTITSUCKER October 24, 2019

Fake

Dominick Morales

"Bro, I saw your gf laughing with her ex, Dom, last night. He was putting on his clown mask and pulling all his jokes on her."

"I knew Dom was fake"

by sharksunite October 24, 2019