Tiffany use to be so cute, but then she got Facebook Fat. She spends all her spare time on that site.
by mike87111 April 21, 2011
A friending though a conversation on another party's status or an unpredictable event leading to a facebook friend you have never met. From this friend request a rich and full friendship develops and you gain a friend for life.
Hey, who is this person?" "Oh that's Gary, he's a facebook phenominon, I met him last year and now we're great friends
by Queen of the misfits May 06, 2011
Friend 1: OMFG dude i need to check my Facebook.
Friend 2: Your on Facebook all day everyday!
Friend 1: Your point?
Friend 2: Your a Facebook Whore
Friend 2: Your on Facebook all day everyday!
Friend 1: Your point?
Friend 2: Your a Facebook Whore
by TonyDaTiger8 June 17, 2010
1- (noun) A Facebook profile (the spy) that is used to gather information about users of a certain demographic (the user), particularly people applying for a job in a large company. The spy will be reimbursed by the hiring company for discovering negative information about the user resulting in the user being barred from employment
2- (noun) A person caught in the act of observing your Facebook activities at a public location, particularly at a college study commons or library. Usually synonymous with a person who behaves as if they were invisible, but whom actually stands out due to poor hygiene, off appearance, or generally creepy mannerisms.
3- (verb) To log into the Facebook account of another person without their knowledge to monitor their private activities, such as message history. An act marked by jealousy, suspicion, and lack of trust.
2- (noun) A person caught in the act of observing your Facebook activities at a public location, particularly at a college study commons or library. Usually synonymous with a person who behaves as if they were invisible, but whom actually stands out due to poor hygiene, off appearance, or generally creepy mannerisms.
3- (verb) To log into the Facebook account of another person without their knowledge to monitor their private activities, such as message history. An act marked by jealousy, suspicion, and lack of trust.
1-
Jake: Hey man, how did your job interview with company-X go?
Steve: It was going great until they asked me to friend Becky in human resources... I got nervous when I thought about all those pictures from freshman year.
2-
Corey: Yeah, I'm studying at the library, I think I'll be ready for the test.
Sarah: Hey me too. Actually, where are you? This smelly guy near me keeps facebook spying on me and I need to move.
3-
Mike: Hey Nick, so I think my girlfriend thinks I am cheating on her.
Nick: Uh... ok?
Mike: Yeah, so I think she has my facebook password and I think she has been checking my messages.
Nick: So change your password.
Mike: No, I wanna find out if she has been facebook spying on me.
Nick: Soooo ask her, or ask mutual friends to find out.
Mike: Well I can't ask her, then she'll know I'm onto her. I wanna trap her somehow.
Nick: Ummm.... You could just send ridiculous messages to yourself like "you have aids" and see if she reacts... Actually, instead, send yourself a message that a specific family member has passed away, then try to get her console you and maybe you can get her to trip up and mention message specifics? I donno.
Jake: Hey man, how did your job interview with company-X go?
Steve: It was going great until they asked me to friend Becky in human resources... I got nervous when I thought about all those pictures from freshman year.
2-
Corey: Yeah, I'm studying at the library, I think I'll be ready for the test.
Sarah: Hey me too. Actually, where are you? This smelly guy near me keeps facebook spying on me and I need to move.
3-
Mike: Hey Nick, so I think my girlfriend thinks I am cheating on her.
Nick: Uh... ok?
Mike: Yeah, so I think she has my facebook password and I think she has been checking my messages.
Nick: So change your password.
Mike: No, I wanna find out if she has been facebook spying on me.
Nick: Soooo ask her, or ask mutual friends to find out.
Mike: Well I can't ask her, then she'll know I'm onto her. I wanna trap her somehow.
Nick: Ummm.... You could just send ridiculous messages to yourself like "you have aids" and see if she reacts... Actually, instead, send yourself a message that a specific family member has passed away, then try to get her console you and maybe you can get her to trip up and mention message specifics? I donno.
by Decimation May 12, 2010
A facebook booster is someone who adds random people to add all of their friends so they can feel good but truely are sad loosers who have no soul
by victoria lin la bitch July 08, 2010
Similar to a photo-op, which is a opportunity to take a meaningful or memorable photo, a Facebook-Op would occur when one takes a photo just to upload it to Facebook later.
Friend 1: Why did you take a picture of all your schoolbooks laying on your bed and your laptop open? Are you having some sort of all night study sesh?
Friend 2: Nah, braaaaaw. We just took that for a Facebook-Opp. Makes us look like we were studying all night, we were actually getting shwasted!!!
Friend 2: Nah, braaaaaw. We just took that for a Facebook-Opp. Makes us look like we were studying all night, we were actually getting shwasted!!!
by rank-a-dank April 06, 2012
A person who comes up with quotes by themselves in their everyday life that they believe are worth posting to Facebook, when some of them are even good enough to be actual modern philosophies. Such as "People don't Care about your life unless it relates to their own".
by Sharksfan831 March 06, 2012