Facebook-Op 

Similar to a photo-op, which is a opportunity to take a meaningful or memorable photo, a Facebook-Op would occur when one takes a photo just to upload it to Facebook later.

Friend 1: Why did you take a picture of all your schoolbooks laying on your bed and your laptop open? Are you having some sort of all night study sesh?
Friend 2: Nah, braaaaaw. We just took that for a Facebook-Opp. Makes us look like we were studying all night, we were actually getting shwasted!!!

Facebook-Op by rank-a-dank September 2, 2012

Facebookophobe

One who avoids facebook due to the saturation of the menial tasks people describe in detail with poor grammar/spelling/diction. Nobody is as interesting as facebook would indicate.

Facebookophobes also believe facebook a pestilence.

I am a full-fledged facebookophobe, I don't give a shit how tasty your chipotle burrito was. I also think self-shots make you look like you live in your toilet.

Facebookophobe by Johnnie Appleseedling December 1, 2011

facebookphobia 

Feeling of disgust or contempt toward facebook. You feel the world would be much better if facebook never existed or existed in a form such as Linkedin.

You hate adding friends for popularity contents, you hate having "friends" revealing all of what's going on with their life while they are not really your friends and never talk to you. You feel your list of friends is a sort of address book with too much information. You feel a world was much better for ex-es (ex-friend, ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-wife etc) when Facebook did not exist, especially for lonely people with broken hearts. Facebook feels too clingy, too invasive and too overwhelming. You feel Facebook became too big.

You feel a contempt to Facebook as Bruce Willis in one movie toward Surrogates.

- Mark is facebookphobic because he thinks Facebook makes too much distractions in making friends in real life and avoiding enemies.

-How do you save humanity when the only thing that's real is you?

- People with facebookphobia avoid facebook as much as possible

- Facebook profiles are online version of surrogates from a Bruce Willis movie. People appear to be what they are not in the real life.

facebookphobia by Master Joie September 14, 2010

Facebookology 

The knowledge of "what's going down" on Facebook.

People who spend all their time on Facebook and know exactly what's happening are considered wise in the art of "Facebookology".

"If I took Facebookology instead of English, I would get an A* for sure!"

Facebookology by CLJ10 April 13, 2010

Facebookology 

When people take a Facebook post as an idealistic point of view

His Facebookology is right up my alley of thinking.

Facebookology by The Sweig June 23, 2018

facebookup

The act of hooking up with someone found through facebook based on their picture and profile. Usually begins with an awkward facebook or instant message, and ends with STD testing.

I hate the bar scene, so I started trying facebookups. Now I have the herp :(

facebookup by Hikus September 16, 2008

Facebookpalm

Like a regular facepalm, but this specific sort must have been provoked by something annoying/cringeworthy/stupid seen on facebook.

"OMG, X just updated his status for the fifth time this hour saying that he's broken up with his girlfriend. Facebookpalm!"

Idiot on facebook: *spouts incomprehensible rubbish*
Everyone reading it: *facebookpalm*

Facebookpalm by Ishlou September 16, 2009