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Facebook Righteous 

When one with a low sense of morality constantly announces via Facebook that they are now attending church to be closer to God; yet their actions are only debauchee.
Dave (a philanderer) announced that he was going to Youth Group this week on Facebook, yet he really is only looking for short term sexual relationships. Dave is Facebook Righteous
Facebook Righteous by Bedside Spider December 17, 2012
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Facebook Whore 

Somebody who posts numerous statuses/pictures just to feel satisfaction from the number of likes they receive.
Deb: Did you see Ashley's posts last night about her getting engaged, being pregnant and eating delicious pizza?

Leif: Yes, she's a Facebook Whore.
Facebook Whore by xxLGEND24xx April 9, 2013

Facebook bomb

When a (most of the time attractive) girl or guy uploads a (profile) picture on Facebook that gets a massive amount of likes or attention; stirring up the social networking community.
Yo bro did you see Alexandra's new profile picture? She's looking so good. 100+ likes? 36 comments? A Facebook bomb was dropped today.
Facebook bomb by TxTau1856 May 21, 2013

facebook tuff 

Meaning a tough guy on facebook but when you see them in person they act scared.
Drew on facebook: ill fuck u up bro.
eric on facebook: wow, your so facebook tuff .
facebook tuff by erock75 September 23, 2013

Facebook Stalker

A mentally ill pathetic idiot who is obsessed with someone else and posts stupid crap on their wall every single fucking day, without giving them air to breathe. Not to mention a like on every picture the stalked posts.

Facebook stalker (FBS) 

someone who stalks your facebook page

facebook funeral 

When one of your friends from Facebook must delete their facebook and you pay tribute to them with posts that were done and pics of them.
Wow, I can't believe he made her delete her Facebook, Well we have to pay tribute to her with a Facebook Funeral
facebook funeral by LilAl October 11, 2010