emo bitch

A more appropriate name for emo boy, an emo bitch is a male who lost his testicles when he hit puberty. As a result, he is girlier than any normal girl and can be seen applying excessive amounts of makeup, crying when someone steps on an "innocent" spider, and bitching for no reason what-so-ever.

Emo bitch is typically used in reference to males who can be labelled as emo rather than females because the mass of a female's metaphorical balls exceed the mass of an emo bitch's cojones.

Ordinary Dude 1: Hey, wanna go to the mall to beat up emo bitches and watch them cry?

Ordinary Dude 2: Hell yea!

by FalseLobster December 9, 2008

emo smiley

The emo smiley is often represented as 'c:'. Emo and scene kids use it to be a cuter smiley face than ':-)', and on occasion, some white girls may use it, thinking they are cool (the same white girls who think Peirce The Veil is heavy metal). Often times, this emoticon will be used an insane amount of times in a single message, sometimes varying from 'cx' to ':c'. It's a cuter emote, definitely, but because it is overused by the scene and emos, it has lost its adorable reputation.

Text message example of the emo smiley in context:
'omfgg i know cx myne is def vic hes da cutest & kellin is killin my ovaries ja feel :c hes perf <333

by shewishesfortheworld November 9, 2013

Emo holocaust

An event which would be appreciated by anyone with common sense and brains. This event would start a holocaust against emo kids.

I wish the emo holocaust would occur.

by emosucksmajorass September 12, 2006

Hipster emo

Someone who has a somewhat outward appearance of an emo, but listens to hipster/indie music. Whereas people expect they listen to Black Veil Brides or My Chemical Romance(I know they aren't necessarily emo but people seem to think they are) or some other screamo music, they actually listen to other music like Toro y Moi ,Future Islands, The Vaccines, The Wombats, Fleet Foxes, or TV on the Radio etc).

or basically a hipster with emo hair,who doesn't wear weird scarves,Gigantic Bill Cosby sweaters with leggings, beanies, weird white worn out nasty converses, wolf shirts, cardigans ,saggy knit hats, pointless glasses that do nothing, plaid shirts, or weird cut off baggy shirts with weird things on it.

Emo Girl : Did you get the new BVB cd?

Hipster Emo Girl: No, I don't really listen to that type of music.

Emo Girl: I thought you did! What do you listen to?

Hipster Emo Girl: I listen to Indie music. haha Why did you think I like "That" type of music?

Emo Girl:Oh ...really??....oh I guess it was your hair.

Hipster Emo Girl: Does having my hair like this make it necessary for me to like screamo?

Emo Girl: No, i was just saying...
(AWKWARD MOMENT)

by IhavesidebangsBIGDEALhaha November 5, 2011

emo boy

A boy who listens to emo music, wears tight girl pants, and has hair that covers half of his face. Although they are a bit feminine, they are undeniably sexxxy. They are usually seen talking among a group of other emo boys or emo girls, usually about their emo music or emo sweaters.

1. Boy 1: Did you see that emo boy?
Boy 2: Yeah, he was so hot, I wish I looked like him.

2. Person 1: I don't get it, how come he always gets the girls?
Person 2: Cuz he's super emo and sexy! Gosh freaking idiot!

3. Emo boys are sex in a can.

by Twinkie March 24, 2005

emo kid

An emo kid is an individual who listens to music that really is emotive and is actually proper music ie not pop or dance crap. We dont cry all the time, we cry inside because this world is an awful place and we dont fit in. We wear baggies, band tshirts or a tshirt over a sweater, converse basketball boots (odd pairs)and messenger bags. We dont all have to wear it, we can wear what we want because we dont care. We often get called posers- ok u call us that but the only thing we pose is real emotion. Oh and we can be happy, i'm smiling now.

"This won’t mean a thing come tomorrow
and that’s exactly how I’ll make it seem
Cause I'm still not sleeping,
thinking I’ve crawled home from worse than this"- Taking Back Sunday

by Emily December 11, 2004

That's so Emo

To point something out that looks Emo

"Dude, look at that pic!"
"That's so Emo,"

by Skwearl November 17, 2005