1 definition by FalseLobster
A more appropriate name for emo boy, an emo bitch is a male who lost his testicles when he hit puberty. As a result, he is girlier than any normal girl and can be seen applying excessive amounts of makeup, crying when someone steps on an "innocent" spider, and bitching for no reason what-so-ever.
Emo bitch is typically used in reference to males who can be labelled as emo rather than females because the mass of a female's metaphorical balls exceed the mass of an emo bitch's cojones.
Emo bitch is typically used in reference to males who can be labelled as emo rather than females because the mass of a female's metaphorical balls exceed the mass of an emo bitch's cojones.
Ordinary Dude 1: Hey, wanna go to the mall to beat up emo bitches and watch them cry?
Ordinary Dude 2: Hell yea!
Ordinary Dude 2: Hell yea!
by FalseLobster June 27, 2007