drypole

When a girl (or guy) gives a handjob but provides little to no enthusiasm and therefore the recipient is left with no natural lube, making for a less pleasurable/oft painful expirience.

Person 1: i was out with hannah last night... Took her back to my house...

Person 2: woah! Did you get some?!

Person 1: she gave me a handjob, but it was pretty timid... I had drypole the whole time!

Person 2: oooooouch!

by Ckhemikal July 13, 2014

drycunt

A cunt dryer than drybowser himself eating dirt with milk from Santa's secret sack

Drycunt gets wet which n mixed with budar

by drycunt April 2, 2015

Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.

Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off

by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

drynkling

Cycling under the influence of narcotics, typically alcohol.

He's got a real drynkling problem

by boarders July 6, 2015

Dryer dump

Fecal matter deposited into someone's dryer usually.

"Someone dropped a dryer dump at our party last night. I thought it was a brown sock and picked it up."

by layout-420 December 5, 2015

Dryking

That smacking sound you make with your mouth when it's too dry.

Stop dryking in my ear and just go get a drink.

by Mjoy63 September 2, 2016

dryest

When something is/was so really boring, uneventful.

"That was the dryest party ever"
"I have the dryest social life"

by justwordsfromateenagegirl January 15, 2017