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All the guys from Jersey Shore.

Do you watch that show on MTV with all those douche bags in it??

douche bag by inelevater October 16, 2010

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Douche Bag Maximus

Donald Trump is the most Douchiest Douche Bag in the History of Bags of Douches. He kills kids with Sledge Hammers. He kills puppies and kittens with Napalm. He hates all black people. He bought an island off the coast of Florida where he practices Slavery.

ass hole who hates all black people. Bastardbigotracistnazi. He is the end all Douche Bag Maximus

Douche Bag Maximus by Mike Pizow May 20, 2011

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Douche Bag

A douche bag has the typical douche bad faux-hawk, of course. He tries to impress everyone with a large vocabulary of words, and he also thinks that because of this he is better than everyone else. He is the most metrosexual male you will ever meet, and he claims that he ISN'T GAY. Nothing wrong with being gay, boys. Just come out with it already. He also has only one goal: get into as many girl's pants as possible.

Girl #1: Dude, that guy is SUCH a douche bag.
Girl #2: The one over there with the faux-hawk and the v-neck tank top?
Girl #1: Yes! He tried to impress me by bragging about his large endowment, which supposedly runs in the family.

Girl #2: What a douche. Smh.

Douche Bag by LaineAnn June 21, 2011