Cum Crasher

When your driving you car with one hand, and beating you defeater with the other hand, while being ran off the road.

Friend: Bro Clyde was in a mfuckin cum crasher nigga
Other friend: SHEEEEESH

by Cumguzzler4206912 December 31, 2021

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cum fuzzy

When a women becomes so enamored with a new man in her life that she becomes increasingly dumber to the point she can no longer function in everyday society as she lives her life only for the benefit of said man and his dick.

Ever since Deb started dating that new guy she's become so cum fuzzy I can't stand hanging out with her.

by RBAK January 27, 2017

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Cum tickets

used to wipe cum or semen off your genitalia

I used my cum tickets after I jacked off.

by Lit1997 February 26, 2021

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carpet cum

A term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse during which the male partner extracts his reproductive organ from the female reproductive organ before he is about to ejaculate, then proceeds to ejaculate and deposit his male gametes onto a carpet, after which he scoops the sperm back up with a spoon or ice cream scooper and places it back inside the vagina. Alternatively, a hand may be used to scoop up the sperm during the absence of an extraction tool. This method of mating is believed to have many benefits, including stronger sperm, better child health and above all, higher child intellect.

If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby

Samantha was definitely a carpet cum baby!

by CarpetCumGal April 27, 2022

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