asshole cheese

the sweaty meat on the inside edge of the anus

id do anal with her but i dont want my penis sticking to her asshole cheese

by michaeloconnell January 18, 2017

cheese mug

Taking the rim of a mug or cup and rubbing the man cheese from your nuts around it in a circular motion followed by pouring a friends favorite drink into it and serving it to them.

Holy provolone! Did you see Ricky take a huge swig out of that cheese mug I just christened?

by Randy Scavage December 31, 2009

The Cheese Effect

The act of changing your response to comply with the response of your peers on a certain subject because you have no real response of your own or want to fit in.

Derived from the "Cheese Experiment" conducted by Dr. Professor Jon and PFC Mr. Dr. Professor Brandon The 3rd Esquire

Jon: Hey Gavin what is your favorite type of cheese

Gavin: Swiss Cheese

Lukas: I like Cheddar Cheese best

Gavin: Never mind I like cheddar better

Jon: can you say the cheese effect?

by DickLicker55 January 13, 2010

grill cheese

Old shriveled vagina of an elderly woman that has become mushed and grinded throughout numerous years of viscious sexual intercourse.

Grandma's funbox has turned to grill cheese after 67 years of being treated like a piece of meat.

by Alledged Necropheliac June 24, 2004

extra cheese

all the goodies. Bling, cash money,
the best drugs, comp tickets,
verbal praise, TLC and all a'that!

"I can't beleive she dumped me even though I gave her all the extra cheese!"

by velveeta May 18, 2004

government cheese

Government Cheese is free cheese of suspicious quality produced for those on the dole.

It is usually rated grade 'B' or 'C' by the USDA and therefore unfit to sell at market. It is made from milk that is near to being out-of-date and the result is a very hard, funky cheese of totally unnatural color.

- D'ya hear about Frank?

- No, what?

- He got mugged waiting in line for government cheese last Friday!

by Piffler July 28, 2006

cheese-dick

someone who purposely puts cheese on their genitals because they believe women find it attractive.

Jillian is totally not going for your cheese-dick Willy.

by Brian Schowmethemoney April 28, 2006