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Soulja Boy 

A hugely popular(though nobody knows why) source of entertainment for preschoolers and retards, Soulja Boy is a intellectual who excels in teaching the ancient art of "Crankin' Dat". Now, you too can learn how to Crank Dat with Soulja's time-tested method:

See Soulja Boy crank it. See Soulja roll.
"Watch me crank it, mommy," says Soulja. "Now watch me roll."
Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you.
See Soulja crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me, you."
Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you.

What does Soulja Boy crank?
See Soulja crank that RoboCop.
See Soulja jock on those haters. Soulja doesn't like haters.
See him crank that Roosevelt. Now see him roll.

What does Soulja like?
Soulja likes that hoe. Soulja likes Superman.
See Soulja imagine. Soulja imagines he could see Superman with that hoe.
See haters hate. See Soulja jock on them haters.
See Soulja see Superman with his hoe. Haters are jocked by Soulja.
Soulja doesn't like English language. See English language be jocked.
See Soulja do... again

Soulja does many things, Soulja do.
See Soulja bouncing. He's bouncing on his toe. His toe gets numb.
See Soulja's water gun. Soulja super soaks his hoe. The hoe get wet. It rusts.
Soulja Boy doesn't like his hoes rusty. He gets a new hoe. He cranks it with Superman.
See Superman and Soulja cranking it.

Superman and Soulja Boy are cranking it. They are cranking it on their hoes.
See Soulja boy, you. Now see him, you. Now see him roll.
Now watch him, DOOOOOOOOOO. Crank that.
See Soulja Boy shoot Superman.

See Soulja state "Screw Superman, shit's so skanky"
See Soulja not Superman dat ho' no mo'. Now see him roll.
See him crank that Spiderman on that ho'. Now see him roll again.
All this rolling is making Soulja Boy dizzy. See Soulja take a vicodin.
See Soulja roll. See Soulja trip. See Soulja fall. See Soulja Boy finally shut up and DIIIEEEEE!!!
Soulja Boy by kittycatgirl May 5, 2008
Related Words

Bonus Boy 

When a guy sticks his head in a picture he's not welcome in or the people who are in the picture are unaware of him.
While looking at a photo of a group friends..
"Dude, who is that bonus boy in the back?"
Bonus Boy by snotragpoopface October 2, 2009

wang boy 

A person who is not a homosexual nor straight but something in the middle.

An immature person who is sometimes impotent mentally as well and physically.
Dat boi a wang boy.

Who dat wang boy?

Did dat wang boy do what I thought he did?
wang boy by wangboiz November 17, 2011
Generally, a swagged out gentleman that gets all the bitches, has hella benjamins & wears the best clothes.
DAYYYYUUUUMMMMMMMMM I want me a Go-Boy.
Go-Boy by PearlyLadiez March 14, 2012

Wham Boy 

To follow the trend of Snapbacks, high tops/white vans, beige chinos and finally the topman zip hoodie tied at the tassles. This "trend" is a prime example of the deterioration of man-kind. "Wham Boys" are often spotted in groups, like a sea of beige strolling through town. When alone the Wham Boy is a harmless wannabe, but in a group Wham Boys thrive upon chart music, TOWIE and the need to all wear identical clothing.
"HAHA look at them wham boys, absolute CHINO WANKERS"
Wham Boy by tdp1993 May 28, 2012

Poon Boy 

A complete pussy and weak ass guy
Justin is being a little poon boy and won't drink anything tonight.
Poon Boy by JamaicanPancake August 30, 2013