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traveling asshole

A person or persons(s) who are able to and do travel frequently, while others around them are not able to do so.
Hey...where did you just get back from this time you traveling asshole?
by NicLydon April 15, 2017
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asshole lasso

When someone has had alot of anal sex so they are stretched out they will spin around and try to wrangle the penis or other object with there asshole similar to cattle wranglers on a farm
Those Christian girls that use the poophole loophole are wild she was able to use her asshole lasso to take all three of us at the same time.
by 27Zbowman April 30, 2019
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by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025
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Rambling Asshole

A "rambling asshole" is someone who goes on long, incoherent, or self-indulgent tangents while being dismissive, condescending, or rude to others. Their speech often centers on themselves or their opinions, disregarding others’ input or feelings. They tend to dominate conversations with little regard for how their tone or words impact the group.
"They were so obnoxious—just nonsense and buffoonery. I told them they couldn’t vape in my car, and you’d think I had demanded they quit nicotine cold turkey; a real rambling asshole."
by DeSoLu December 9, 2024
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puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.
"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"
by Thotler💁 July 23, 2015
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Asshole

A charming guy pretending to be lots he's not. Sociopatich characteristics, like manipulative, "evil", hidden intentions, passive aggressive, etc.
No use challenging him when it comes to a girl, she'll end up with him every time. But she will soon regret chosing him when he destroys her life completely.
Her boyfriend is an asshole...
She has nothing left because of that asshole
by Johnny Punk August 4, 2019
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Asshole

Someone who is so bloody annoying that you want to sucker punch them until they can no longer form sentences
Dave: Take me back blah blah blah....
Ex-Gf: Go Cry to your sneaky link you asshole
by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023
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