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Texas Institute of Technology & Science

Elon Musk' Concept University, suggested as Twitter by him. "It will have epic merch", states Elon. It also spells "TITS".
Elon: Texas Institute of Technology & Science is cool

Me: ok
by cooldefinerlol November 1, 2021
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Texas

They have a lot of lakes
Texas has so much lakes on the side it’s kind of overwhelming
by Happy Christian November 23, 2023
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Dirty Texas Blowjob

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus
Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro
by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025
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Texas boot strap

The area of the body between the genitals and the anus.

Also known as taint or choda
He made a Texas sized stroke with an average sized member and slammed into her Texas boot strap.
by Jdubv1 October 10, 2020
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Cleveland Texas High School

A very crappy school that has dumb people and a place where Freshman girls fuck their coaches.
Jacob: What school did you attend
Sebastian: Cleveland Texas High School
Jacob: Oh, isn’t that where the girl fucked a coach

Sebastian: Yeah
by The_facts March 27, 2019
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Texas Lobster Hold

The Texas Lobster hold is when a male and female during intercourse make the shape of a lobster, Male on her back with both arms under her whilst the female holds her arms out bent 90° like lobster claws.
I accidentally did the Texas Lobster Hold last night with my grandfather
by anonymous December 4, 2025
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Texas tattoo

Noun. When a male ejaculates onto a horse girl.
After we got back from the stable, I gave her a Texas tattoo
by Soggy white bread June 8, 2025
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