Crud-apples

Crud-apples is another, yet a friendly way to cuss. Or, as some people call it, Hill Billy bad words.

"Crud-apples! I dropped my phone!"
"That was today!? Crud-apples!"
"Crud-apples! It's due tomorrow

by Wh33z3 February 22, 2022

cookie and apple

A badass Roblox duo consisting of Cookie and Fynn, also known as Apple, also known as Shyron, Also known as Zypher, also known as Rex, Also known as Taihan, also known as T H E M A N B E H I N D T H E S L A U G H T E R, Formerly known as Nick, also known as Papyrus, also known as Asriel, Also known as Annoying BASTARD also known as a bunch more shit nicknames im too lazy to type :>

COOKIE AND APPLE BACK AT IT AGAIN

Cookie: APPLE NU >:O
Apple: IM MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE!! A N D N O B O D Y C A N S T O P M E

(Apple is a crazy bitch)

by ZypherCreator2.0 May 26, 2020

Apple

THE MOST BADASS FRUIT ON THE PLANET

Person 1: Look at that fucking badass eating an apple
Badass: *eating an apple*

by poone&co June 15, 2023

Apple

the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin red or green skin and crisp flesh. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider.

“I’m going to eat this apple!”

by RealDefinitions28409 December 20, 2017

Bone apple tea

A stupid ass meme and copypasta that people thought was funny. Well it's not, it's dumb af. Originated from the equally stupid r/boneappletea subreddit.

nobody:
Band kid: like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit
Me: I'm sorry, did you mean to say "When you're retarded and you try to act like you're fancy before eating"?
Band kid: r/wooooooooosh
Me: r/FoundTheRedditard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021

bobbing for apples

when you’re just guessing or assuming

*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”

by graviedewd May 5, 2019

Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.

Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!

by .TheEel January 30, 2020