turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

Turtle

That's a tortise.

Turtle! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Turtleurtleurtleurtle -- That's a tortise

by dafyomeme November 16, 2020

Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.

By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.

by extremesledding December 20, 2021

turtle hurdle

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).

I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.

by JayAddy September 25, 2023

turtle farm

Any place filled with old, slow moving people.

Dude, Luby's Cafeteria is such a turtle farm. It's like Florida!

by kamj1 April 8, 2010

Turtl

Turtl is a cool person who plays videogames

"turtl is the best at every videogame"

by Speye April 21, 2021

Soft Turtle

when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.

ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...

by sal420paradise February 28, 2010