(Noun) The few days each year when you just know you're gonna get laid.
Typically a birthday, anniversary, or Federally recognized holiday. Equally appropriate for male or female.
Typically a birthday, anniversary, or Federally recognized holiday. Equally appropriate for male or female.
Tom made sure to save some Viagra for Christmas Eve; his wife Deborah would be expecting a long night of Event Sex.
by CrackinCricket February 28, 2010
Get the Event Sexmug. When 2 gay men rip ass and fuck each other until they shit their brains out and then eat there shit and continue to fuck the shit out of each other (LITERALLY)
by JONNY WILLCOCK May 27, 2021
Get the Stinky sexmug. extremely sussy sex position where one partner's dick is in the other partner's ass upside down and one or both partners are kissing/licking each other's feet and toes.
my boyfriend took me to his house last night. little did i know that i would get the rail of a lifetime.
when we got to his room, my ass was wet as fuck and his boner was about to rip his pants. we knew we had to do something fast. that's when i told him about sus sex, the best sex position ever, since it plays on both anal and feet fetishes at once to create an awesome experience. i asked him to be the dominant partner, and he agreed.
immediately he pulled down his pants and i removed my dress. we made out then stripped naked entirely. i lay facedown on his bed as he fondled, licked, sucked, and kissed my feet and each and every one of my toes. then he got on top of me and inserted his 12 inch elephant trunk into my virgin ass. after exactly 69 seconds, he shouted "i love you so much! you sussy baka!!!" and sticking my sexy feet in his face once more, he deposited the entire content of his nuts into my ass, and i reached a full body orgasm at the same time. i had never felt more happy in my lifetime, but i also never felt more like a sussy baka amogus impostor.
after hearing how happy i sounded, we switched and i gave him sus sex.
when we got to his room, my ass was wet as fuck and his boner was about to rip his pants. we knew we had to do something fast. that's when i told him about sus sex, the best sex position ever, since it plays on both anal and feet fetishes at once to create an awesome experience. i asked him to be the dominant partner, and he agreed.
immediately he pulled down his pants and i removed my dress. we made out then stripped naked entirely. i lay facedown on his bed as he fondled, licked, sucked, and kissed my feet and each and every one of my toes. then he got on top of me and inserted his 12 inch elephant trunk into my virgin ass. after exactly 69 seconds, he shouted "i love you so much! you sussy baka!!!" and sticking my sexy feet in his face once more, he deposited the entire content of his nuts into my ass, and i reached a full body orgasm at the same time. i had never felt more happy in my lifetime, but i also never felt more like a sussy baka amogus impostor.
after hearing how happy i sounded, we switched and i gave him sus sex.
by The Penis Musician March 2, 2022
Get the sus sexmug. An intimate conversation between two people where they explore the opposing person's mind, penetrating every possible entrance to their brains. Conversation sex is used to get to know the other person at a deeper level then day to day conversation allows.
"I really felt like I got to know her last night; we had some tight conversation sex."
"He said he was into poetry three times, but I didn't respond....dropping big hints for some hot conversation sex."
"He said he was into poetry three times, but I didn't respond....dropping big hints for some hot conversation sex."
by jj ponderosa January 16, 2012
Get the conversation sexmug. by TheZenRunner99 July 22, 2016
Get the Sex Knotmug. An erotic, sexual story to make the reader yearn for sexual activity.
Basically something you read to get you horny.
Here's one:
Basically something you read to get you horny.
Here's one:
My girlfriend Lucy, was probably the best girl you could meet. Smart, kind and especially sexy.
She is a roommate with her best friend, but she is on vacation, so it's just us. I walk in. I walk around the house, until I hear something from a room. It's her bedroom. I walk in to see her. Her blonde hair out and draped down over her black satin dressing gown. My dick goes rock hard.
"You made it," she says, "Are you ready." She stands up and walks over to me, pulling off my jacket and shirt, as I undo her dressing gown. As it falls to the ground it reveals her beautiful body, black bra, black thong and her smooth skin.
She rips of my pants and pushes me onto the bed. We kiss passionately, and I play with her boobs. She tears off my boxers and begins to give me a hand-job. I play with her ass and boobs, while we kiss. I rip off her thong and she gives me a nod. I lick her fresh, shaved pussy and she sucks me up. We continue the 69 until we can't go anymore without the real thing. I flip her and shove my dick into her pussy. She lets out a massive moan.
Her moans are now screams of delight.
"Yass! Yass! More daddy more! Oh FUCK ME!" she cries, "I"m gonna CUM!!". The liquid squirts out of her pussy.
"OK baby." I yell as I thrust harder into her. I suddenly reach my peak and tumble down as white, sticky cum jets out of my cock.
"You like that baby?" I squeeze her naked ass and shoot out more and more cum.
This was the best night of our lives. And my sex story
She is a roommate with her best friend, but she is on vacation, so it's just us. I walk in. I walk around the house, until I hear something from a room. It's her bedroom. I walk in to see her. Her blonde hair out and draped down over her black satin dressing gown. My dick goes rock hard.
"You made it," she says, "Are you ready." She stands up and walks over to me, pulling off my jacket and shirt, as I undo her dressing gown. As it falls to the ground it reveals her beautiful body, black bra, black thong and her smooth skin.
She rips of my pants and pushes me onto the bed. We kiss passionately, and I play with her boobs. She tears off my boxers and begins to give me a hand-job. I play with her ass and boobs, while we kiss. I rip off her thong and she gives me a nod. I lick her fresh, shaved pussy and she sucks me up. We continue the 69 until we can't go anymore without the real thing. I flip her and shove my dick into her pussy. She lets out a massive moan.
Her moans are now screams of delight.
"Yass! Yass! More daddy more! Oh FUCK ME!" she cries, "I"m gonna CUM!!". The liquid squirts out of her pussy.
"OK baby." I yell as I thrust harder into her. I suddenly reach my peak and tumble down as white, sticky cum jets out of my cock.
"You like that baby?" I squeeze her naked ass and shoot out more and more cum.
This was the best night of our lives. And my sex story
by Jameseboi228 May 2, 2022
Get the Sex Storymug. Christophe Giacometti has so much sex appeal, all of his fans wish they were the ice he is Cumming on.
by Levi-trash-number-one January 22, 2017
Get the Sex Appealmug.