A really weird looking dumbass who is retarded and no one likes. Takes ten seconds to string together two words and is very suicidal. Is Also addicted to Cocaine and Meth.
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The gender opposite of Horse Girl. Generally adults, though this ailment has been known to effect young males under the age of 18. Known to wear exclusively leather vests in the summer, various large skull rings, brightly colored bandannas folded across their foreheads. They generally have no affiliation to a motorcycle club, nor association with shaving. They like to talk loud and close to your face. Harley Guys "enjoy" riding Harley's, though no one truly enjoys their balls being beaten to death, their hearing impaired, or bugs in their teeth. Feeling the "hog" between their legs reminds them of their first fat chick. Afraid of Sturgis, SD.
"Oh, the suns out! Imma gunna take the hog out this weekend, you've gotta hear my new pipes bro!" -Harley guy
"Oh, the suns out! Imma gunna take the hog out this weekend, you've gotta hear my new pipes bro!" -Harley guy
" Wow! Look at how dumb that Harley guys over there looks. He should be riding a horse, and saving gas." -Horse Girl
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Wears too much cologne, smells better than most of his female friends and grooms too much. Looks like every other douchebag on Crescent Street.
Wears too much cologne, smells better than most of his female friends and grooms too much. Looks like every other douchebag on Crescent Street.
I asked for a pic and he sent me the most blatantly posed, looking-off-into-the-distance picture I've seen in a decade. What a fucking Crescent Guy.
by anticrescentguy September 12, 2009
Get the crescent guy mug.A social phenomenon event occurred on April 29th, 2021, when a typical white male (@RCAstudios from Halifax, Canada), who is a self declared feminist, argued and mansplained the lived experience of females getting IUDs after a female shared her painful experience getting an IUD on Twitter. This culminated into IUD Guy playing the victim card and collapsing into a snowflake.
Quote "Why are you fearmongering about IUDs when they are in general the safest form of birth control? Sure some have adverse reactions, but many don't and love them. I know I'm a guy here, but I have experience with this topic regardless, you're not helping anything."
Quote: "I have firsthand experience with people who had them, so I'll comment as I see fit"
Quote "Why are you fearmongering about IUDs when they are in general the safest form of birth control? Sure some have adverse reactions, but many don't and love them. I know I'm a guy here, but I have experience with this topic regardless, you're not helping anything."
Quote: "I have firsthand experience with people who had them, so I'll comment as I see fit"
Example 1:
Female on Twitter: "You don't have a vagina so exactly how do you have experience on this topic?"
IUD Guy: "I dunno, talking to other who have got the procedure done, reading up on it, etc."
Twitter: "Perhaps you should be quiet and let people who have vaginas speak for themselves. It is not our place to tell (or in your case, mansplain) them about IUDs. The have firsthand experience, you don't"
IUD Guy: "I have firsthand experience with people who had them, so I'll comment as I see fit."
Example 2:
IUD Guy: "So called feminist women still piling it on today. This world is filled with fake people who don't give a single shit about anyone else or trying to understand what they are saying. Do you people fell good harassing a man who was looking out for the health of women?
Female on Twitter: "Some guy telling a woman that pain felt during IUD insertion is exaggerated and not really a thing. But calls himself a feminist. Has gotten in a Twitter fight with a least 100 people."
Example 3:
IUD Guy: "Twitter harassment is real. You try to be a good educated person and get shit on. I'm "IUD Guy" now because I happen to be educated on female birth control"
Twitter: "You're throwing yourself a pity party after mansplaining something. Your voice never belonged in the conversation and you shouldn't be upset that it wasn't welcomed."
Twitter: "Wow, so IUD guy is really willing to die on this hey."
Female on Twitter: "You don't have a vagina so exactly how do you have experience on this topic?"
IUD Guy: "I dunno, talking to other who have got the procedure done, reading up on it, etc."
Twitter: "Perhaps you should be quiet and let people who have vaginas speak for themselves. It is not our place to tell (or in your case, mansplain) them about IUDs. The have firsthand experience, you don't"
IUD Guy: "I have firsthand experience with people who had them, so I'll comment as I see fit."
Example 2:
IUD Guy: "So called feminist women still piling it on today. This world is filled with fake people who don't give a single shit about anyone else or trying to understand what they are saying. Do you people fell good harassing a man who was looking out for the health of women?
Female on Twitter: "Some guy telling a woman that pain felt during IUD insertion is exaggerated and not really a thing. But calls himself a feminist. Has gotten in a Twitter fight with a least 100 people."
Example 3:
IUD Guy: "Twitter harassment is real. You try to be a good educated person and get shit on. I'm "IUD Guy" now because I happen to be educated on female birth control"
Twitter: "You're throwing yourself a pity party after mansplaining something. Your voice never belonged in the conversation and you shouldn't be upset that it wasn't welcomed."
Twitter: "Wow, so IUD guy is really willing to die on this hey."
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Andrea: "Then why do you avoid him?"
Stacy: "I meant THAT type of Nice guy you cheese hoe"
Andrea: "Then why do you avoid him?"
Stacy: "I meant THAT type of Nice guy you cheese hoe"
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