Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking

Look at Andy having a spider man wank daddy

by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021

Flashbang wank

A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.

I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.

by Cum shoot January 20, 2021

Skank-Wank

a hand- job performed by a woman with a vast history of men (skank)

Dude 1 : yo did heather let you get any last night?

Dude 2 : Hell nah man, but she gave me a quick Skank-Wank before i left.

by saltlifesailor69 November 15, 2021

Pokey bum wank

Pokey bum wanking

I had the best pokey bum wank ever but my fingers really smell after

by Pauls Logic November 2, 2020

Peterborough wank

A Peterborough wank is when a male jerks off with a condom on which is usually followed with a gap sound

I heard Shay doing a Peterborough wank last night

by Oopie goopie III July 6, 2025

Plugged Wank

The act of masturbating with an item, usually a butt plug or finger, in one's anus.

I had a brilliant plugged wank last night, the finger made it extra special.

by BritishStereotype November 22, 2014

Plank Wank

Where you stay as still as a statue but you have a wank

You wouldn’t believe what I just did. I had a plank wank

by Pete-the-pedo July 24, 2025