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poon-wacker 

1.A male who hurts a female in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his property.(adj)
-dude i came in beckys eye so hard core last night, now its all red and shit!!

-aww man why do you always have to hurt yours girls like that?

-what can i say ima poon-wacker
poon-wacker by FoBo January 29, 2006
A Wacker is a pal (friend) from Liverpool, England.
"Hello my old wacker" or can be abreviated to "Hi Wack"
Wacker by Janz July 18, 2005
1. n. one who lives on the Westbank of New Orleans. Generally used as an insult. Contraction of "west" and "bank."
2. n. one who masturbates quite a bit or beyond healthy means
1. Wow, Robert, you're such a wanker. Go back to the wank.

2. Wow, look at those wanking Brits.
Wanker by Riley April 14, 2005
wank- to masterbate in a quick way
wanker is one who masterbates all the time and has no other obligations in life. If a person is a "wanker" there penis is probably a choad and they will have a high pitched voice.

a person who purchases weed at a very high price
"Yo 'dat 'bowas is a damn wanker. His choad is about as big as my big toe!"

"Hahaha i just pissed in some swag weed and sold it to 'Franlin fo like 60 bones. What a damn wanker
wanker by James K Ellington April 3, 2006

Zelda: The Wind Waker 

An irreparable smear on the Legend of Zelda franchise, complete with awful graphics, linear dungeons, and mind numbingly repetitive gameplay. Can't hold a candle to the masterpiece that is Majora's Mask.
Man, I can't believe I spent $50 on Zelda: The Wind Waker.

Wanker's remorce

The felling a man can experience post ejaculation..that lonely, digusted in yourself felling..short lived by unenjoyable
'Mate had the worst wanker's remorce last night..had a long jerk session, only to finish felling like i should'nt have!

'chin up pal, happens to the best of us'