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Texas Twister

its when u say fuck to a girl and spin her around 5 time, then u take ur dick and slap her in the face with it
after jim fished fucking jill in the ass he proceeded to say, "fuck u" to her, and then spun her around 5 times. After the spin was compleated he took his dick in his hand and slapped her in the face with it
by jim November 24, 2003
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Twitterbooking

The act of updating your Facebook status continually. Often including statuses such as 'is at the movies :)', 'i love (name)', 'is having a d&m with (name)', 'is having so much fun', 'goodnight everyone' and 'okay, im actually going to bed now, leave me love'. Most commonly done by people with bad spelling and grammar.
Person 1: Urghhhh, Stacey's Twitterbooking again.
Person 2: Seriously? Again? It's so annoying, when will she stop?
Person 1: Probably never.
Person 2: D :
by Jebus Holyshirt February 13, 2010
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Twitterpate

To be overly infatuated with the Social Networking tool Twitter, to the point where you want to have it's @babies
Jim spends so much time updating his tweets he's beginning to Twitterpate.
by JustinMattison January 29, 2009
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Twiterpated

The feeling of loneliness and eagerness to become committed in a relationship or find true love during the spring. Derived from the movie "Bambi" where all the woodland creatures found love at first sight during the beginning of spring.
Dude, shut up. Your just twiterpated
by kilo juliet romeo April 11, 2011
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twitterbated

I twitterbated while updating my status.
by admiral sparky October 8, 2009
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Twitterpat

Patting yourself on the back by announcing your good deed on Twitter. Trump does this daily.
Leave it to Trump to Twitterpat himself on the back for any deed that benefits him.
by dj_nafi November 20, 2017
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titteroos

A shortened and much better way of saying i'm off my tits. Usually said when drunk girls are running around a party or texting their boyf as an excuse to be taken advantage of.
drunk chick: omg i'm totally off my titteroos!!!!
dude: oh really? so you won't mind if i do THIS?? *zip*
by Big Foot Janelle August 5, 2008
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