Virginity

Something you lose to a hobo.

i have no virginity

by PIKACHU AT STIP CLUBS July 24, 2016

Virgin

You will die as one.

or maybe you wil not die as a virgin, soon you will find someone who loves you, i promise <3

by TristonResis April 7, 2022

Virginity

Something that I shall never lose.

(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)

P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022

Virgin

Someone who has not had sex yet. The opposite of ben.

Vivica is a virgin

by Shaddy34 February 26, 2017

Cripple virgin

Adj. a person who has not been crippled

John Doe is a cripple virgin

by Alpharius December 10, 2023

virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.

Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.

by mrh@nky August 18, 2022

Virgin

A Oompa Loompa

“ Oompa Loompas are virgins fr”

by Ur mother’s favorite January 17, 2022