Potato

Not a penis, it is a food item

Stop looking at my penis. Its a penis , not a potato

by 13 man June 27, 2022

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Potato

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻

Potato-

“ hey girl..”

“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”

“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”

“ a potato “

by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019

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Potato xxx

When a man with a curved dick inserts his penis into a well used vagina.

"Two fucked up genetalia colliding? Seems like Potato xxx to me."

by MisterMeez November 28, 2022

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potato painter

When your paint game is so sub par your better off peeling potatoes then fucking over customers!

That fucking potato painter really fucked my shit up and ran off with my money!

by Potato Game December 21, 2020

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Emma potato

Everyone loves her! Shes an OG potato for life. Even though shes better than everyone at gymnastics, she will teach you her awesome tricks and her sparksly blue eyes sparkle in the sun. She is very short, but has big big dreams . She is amazing, beautiful and sweet. She knows when you are sad, or mad. Never ever loose an emma potato. And she will make funny jokes.

Girl 1: "i want emma potato to be my bff. ScReW yOu SaLlY!!! "
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."

by Bfflisemma April 11, 2019

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