Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
by Lexy7 August 19, 2011
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mud oppossum

A Midwestern slang term for a half black, half white, apple orchard dweller.
"You ever been out to the Apple Orchard? There's a bunch of mud oppossums out there pickin' apples."
by TarDonkey4475 August 15, 2024
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Mississippi mud slide

When a man shits on a woman's chest sitting backwards so the bowel levitates torward the woman's neck.
My lady loves a Mississippi mud slide
by Dandownhill February 09, 2025
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Mississippi Mud Slide

When a man sticks his erect penis in a man or woman's anus, while the man or woman being penetrated defecates on the erect penis, while the penis is thrusted in and out of the anus.
I can't wait to try the Mississippi Mud Slide
by cockspitter July 11, 2023
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mud jackin

When you stick your penis in a women's anus then pull out and jack it onto her back. Then hit that ass with your fist as hard as possible.
Last nite I mud jackin a random, ran a 4.2 forty out the door. Greatest nite of my life. West side.
by Mud jacker May 11, 2017
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mud daubing

The act of rubbing your penis between a person's butt checks bumping against their anus while never actually penetrating it and finishing by ejaculating onto their butthole.
I enjoy mud daubing my girlfriend knowing she is walking around with some of me between her cheeks.
by Tonto Rodriguez November 20, 2015
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