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Mud Pie

A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"
My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.
by AIDSDABASSGUITAR July 2, 2022
mugGet the Mud Piemug.

mud

A mud teen who dislikes cheese and is virility
look at that mud wearing black sunglasses and khaki dickies
by rcastfrr July 14, 2022
mugGet the mudmug.

Mud turkey

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.
Man I just shit out a mud turkey.
by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014
mugGet the Mud turkeymug.

Mud Sand

The insertion of sand of into the anus while having moist defecation
Barbara played with her mud sand last night after the beach party.
by MudSand November 26, 2016
mugGet the Mud Sandmug.

Mud Sketching

Mud Sketching is when one draws art with their own feces. This can be either on the floor, walls, ceiling, etc. Mud Sketching is considered frowned upon in most 1st world countries, due to it's inherently unsanitary nature, but many 3rd world countries like India heavily partake in this unorthodox pastime
"I'm a grown man, and I love mud sketching!"
"Mud sketching is really fun once you get past the 'ew factor'"
"Mud sketching is so gross, man! People can only suffer so much for their art"
"Mud sketching make me willy hard!!!"
by Mudsketchman420 April 24, 2025
mugGet the Mud Sketchingmug.

mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters
by lovepier September 18, 2021
mugGet the mud monstermug.

Mud-Job

A hand-job where shit is used as lubricant.
Your mom gave me a mud-job last night! It stunk!!
by Lipflinger_69 July 21, 2022
mugGet the Mud-Jobmug.

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