David Copperfielded

When an older wealthy male invites a hot younger female to a party on a private island. When the female arrives, she finds out there is, in fact, no party and the only ones on the island are the older male and herself. The older male then proceeds to sexually molest her for the entire weekend (at the very least).

"Did you hear what happened to Debra last weekend?"
"No, what the fuck happened to that crazy bitch?"
"Some old, rich, motherfucker totally David Copperfielded her for a weekend, and on top of that, it was Memorial Day weekend."
"So. three days!?!?"
"Yes, it was a LONG weekend."

by Montgomery Van Cleef October 6, 2012

David Herman

Their are many false beliefs, and other misunderstandings from things that have no base according to the truth, for what this name is. David Herman in truth is a man of God, is unique and believes in Jesus Christ, the father, the son, and the Holy Spirit. His purpose is intended for God's will, and does not have anyone in his life, he only throughout his whole life has one person in truth that has been given to him as his brother in Jesus Christ. Otherwise it is just him and the Almighty father.

Behold my son David Herman

by It's The Niggas July 9, 2023

David’s cult

A terrifying cult based in Dubuque that to enter you must sign over your soul to David to be placed in his soul bank(a ginger named Luke)

Dude I joined David’s cult
No way !!

by Cult member #1 December 12, 2017

apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022

David King

David King is Dead By Daylights first queer character, being gay. He’s from Manchester, had rich parents, drank a lot, and was a scrapper. He’s very hot.

Man 1: Did you see the new collection?
Man 2: Yeah, did you see David Kings new skin?
Man 1: Hell yeah, I’m gay as shit.
Man 2: Me too!

by Davidkingsbf December 30, 2024

Joselyn and David

These two people are the best friends no one will ever have, and especially couples. They are the best for each other through hard times or worse they love each other with all their hearts if you are one of these people and know another go for it

You are the best David
You too Joselyn
Joselyn and David

by XxginniepigxX May 13, 2022

David

David is the kind of guy that'll make you laugh no matter what, probably even at a funeral. He cares wayyyyy too fucking much about other people and feels like self-worth and self-love will come to him when he can finds love. which is stupid. He can be a bit of a tit sometimes because of his kindness, but all he wants in life is just someone to hold for ever.

Lol that's funny who said that, David?

by AsianEgg101 October 19, 2019