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Biscuit

In the United States, biscuits are a fluffy, often round, pastry that's served as a breakfast staple or dinner side. British "biscuits," on the other hand, are what we Yanks call cookies. It's easy to see how some people can confuse a biscuit with a scone and vice versa.
Ey mate can you pass me a biscuit.
by Anonymous Desserts December 12, 2023
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biscuit fist

To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit

To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards
If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.

I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.

After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.
by ukahaylee September 19, 2016
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Biscuit Fiend

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.
Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!
by Pjpjk August 30, 2023
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Biscuit Burger

When someone poops inside a female vagina
"I made a Biscuit Burger the other day"
"Oh really? How'd it taste?"
"Like an Arby's bathroom"
by nameyourpricetool October 15, 2019
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potty biscuits

Very lumpy shit that goes into the toilet.
The other day I let loose the largest potty biscuits into the toilet.
by Bubblehiney November 16, 2016
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Biscuit

Kyle is currently a biscuit
by IOU1233 December 1, 2018
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Biscuit

Any biscuit that you get as a reward by your teacher because you defied a teacher that the former doesn't like
Harry: shouts at Umbridge
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
by Rifs March 27, 2019
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