mystery sock

When you find some random stranger's sock in your pile of laundry.

I was folding my laundry and I found a mystery sock! Barf!

by Bangcouver March 28, 2017

nigerian sock puppet

a sexual term to describe epic gamers

damn that bitch be a nigerian sock puppet

by Bangboiiiiii February 23, 2020

Socks on

It’s like no homo before sex

Steve: wanna do it?
Mark: isn’t that gay tho?
Steve: socks on

by The_..steve May 20, 2022

sock daddy

Like a sugar daddy, but he pays you in socks cause you’re both adults

Sock daddy came in clutch and got me quality wool socks

by Librose January 1, 2020

Sock Kiss

A Sock Kiss is when you put your feet on top of another one’s e.g footsie

“Lisa and Chris decided to do a Sock Kiss”

by Floorboard2 January 12, 2022

Socks

A piece of cloth used to suffocate a body part and cause a large amount of sweat to form in order to produce a toxic like substance between toes.

Adam and Eve were in the garden, they ate the apple and then God came down and gave them socks as punishment.

by truely sass February 21, 2018

Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.

I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!

by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018