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Alaskan Nose Sandwich

When a female licks a male's anus into ecstasy causing him to defecate on her face, in which the male then proceeds to sit on her face to make a sandwich. The female, as a sign of true love, should proceed to eat her male counterpart's feces sandwich.
"Honey, I sure could go for an Alaskan Nose Sandwich right about now!"
by Stevonne Tan July 16, 2008
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louisiana crab sandwich

Having sex with a girl where you stick one foot in her mouth and one foot in her ass, next you eating out her vagina that is infested with crabs and/or is yeast infected.
"I was slobbin' on christie last night and she asked me to louisiana crab sandwich her!"
by BigWoody March 7, 2008
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grilled cheese sandwich

a beautiful creation of art. two perfectly toasted slices of buttered bread hugging a mouth-watering slice(s) of mozarella, provolone, or american cheese. kill em.
*A mysterious item of food is placed in front of the couple for their late lunch, instead of what they ordered. The man pops a boner as they instagram filterless photos of the beauty. "What is this?" the woman weeps, being blinded by the gorgeousness and deliciousness of the food item. The waitress comes around the corner with a halo as she and the gospel choir sing "grilled cheese sandwich" in perfect harmony to the awing couple.*
by famedrugstwitter October 16, 2013
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elephant ear sandwich

A womans reproductive organ in the form of a tasty snack.
by toby long March 28, 2007
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brown knuckle sandwich

clench your buttocks tight, the big brown one is coming right up!
by Corfy josie April 27, 2006
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man meat sandwich

The act of putting your genitals between two slices of bread... Cooked at a temp. Of 350 degrees
John: Whats that?
Adolf: a man meat sandwich. Wana bite?
Random fag: yes i would love a bite of your suculant manlicious meaty sandwich
by Da thug July 6, 2015
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Rubber Band Sandwich

What one is confronted with when going down on a woman with large labia.
Murray : Are you into women with big labias?

Josh : I wouldn't say i'm "into" big labias, but if i go down there and find a big rubber band sandwich i'm not gonna kick her out of bed.
by captain jerkoff August 6, 2010
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