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Retardiculous 

Something that is so retardedly ridiculous it's retardiculous...

I once was about to blurt out the "R" word in front of someone who has a disability. I tried to say ridiculous instead but it was too late...I had already begun to say "Retard...so out came RETARDICULOUS"
used when something is mind blowingly stupid, shocking or awesome...

Used in a sentence; "holy fuck! that is retardiculous!"
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Computer Retarded 

A person who cannot do anything involving a computer even if you walk them through a simple task (ie sending an email or installing a game) even if you walk them through it extensively.
Once my friend broke his minecraft trying to install mods. I told him to send me a windows remote assistance email so I can do the complete process in minutes. Took him 4 hours to send me an email containing "C:\users\joel\documents and settings\appdata\.minecraft\bin"

He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded
Computer Retarded by Zaccster December 27, 2011

your retarded 

An ironic misuse of the word your. As a last ditch effort to conceal one's own mental failings, often people will claim it was a joke; however, only people more retarded than the initial tard will believe they were actually joking, and also that typing "your retarded" constitutes as a joke.
Jim: No, you mean you're retarded as in you are retarded.
Dick: No bro, I was being ironic, you know? Your retarded.
Jim: Funny... don't have children.
your retarded by Gramar Not See November 15, 2009

Retargument 

N. 1. A argument characterized by excessive retardation.

2. A augment between two retards.

V. Retarguing: the action of engaging in a retarded argument.
The YouTube Comments section is a hotbed for Retargument.
Retargument by RDSII October 6, 2011
A person that believes that many world leaders and heads of state are in fact blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilians from another star system and are involved in a massive conspiracy to enslave humanity.

A believer that malevolent reptilian humanoids rule the world.
"Man, when you say stuff like that, you sound like a reptard."
Reptard by PGenius February 3, 2012

victory regardless

1.a way to look over something.
2.any way
3.dosen't matter
4.who care's
5.in the victory of looking over
victory regardless of what you belive in i dont care.
victory regardless of this the problem can be handled

retardulated

An ironically funny way of say retarded. Duh!
Dude you are so retardulated!

He retardulated me!

I have been retardulated through the influence of the net!
retardulated by Mandz December 3, 2004