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retargument 

a completely ridiculous argument, that in retrospect can only be defined as retarded.
"why didn't you park in that spot"
"Because I thought we'd walk back after eating for some exercise"
"But, we'll have all the bags from shopping"
"What difference does it make?" "Honestly?"

"this is stupid, I'm not going to have another retargument with you."
retargument by Christal Hawkins April 12, 2008
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retardulente 

beyond retarded, especially in reference to a slow retarded situation.
that driver is retardulente
retardulente by AA3333 February 11, 2009

Retardament 

Obstacle, usually mental, that hinders thinking and the thought process.
He failed to finish the exam because he could not overcome his retardaments
Retardament by mbmb111 January 18, 2009
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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