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PROBABLY THE MOST BADASS VEGGIE ON THIS GOD DAMN PLanET. THIS BITCH CAN BE EATEN AS BREAKfAST LUNCH AND DINNER. DAMN. U NEED BREAKFAST? GET FUCKIN HASHBROWNS YOU RETARD. NEED FOOD FOR HOLIDAYS? EAT THESE FUCKERS MASHED OR BAKED. NOW YOU GON GET SOMBITCHES IF YOU SHOW THEM THE SIZE AND NUMBERS OF YOUR POTATOES. SHE'LL Be ON YOUR DICK IN A MINUTE
bill: you need food for thanksgiving?
tom: N O I FUCKING DONT I GOT POTATOES YOU SOYBOY
by SaltyMann June 3, 2018
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HOT POTATO

The alternative to a cold potato

The alternative to the cold 🥔.
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by Whatsworthforgiving December 11, 2017
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Potato

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-Potato?
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by DrPotato September 28, 2017
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new potato

Someone who recently acquired great wealth. Usually a younger person who then spends it in extravagant and irresponsible ways. A new potato commonly has a very arrogant attitude and thinks they are way cooler than everyone else. Tends to have a very fragile ego
Look at that new potato over there in his Lambo. Walks around like he's the most important person around here. He doesn't even know how to drive it
by asdfy1234567890 August 26, 2022
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Sweat Potato

Sedentary person who wears sweat pants everywhere.
“I took my family to the movie theatre on Christmas day and the place was crawling with sweat potatoes.”
by johncy December 15, 2023
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Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.
Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"
by BighornBaby42 May 31, 2018
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pike potato

A potato you set aside on your bed stand to refuel after having intensive intercourse with a female.
After banging Stephanie last night, I inhaled my pike potato in preparation for round two.
by The Scranton Strangler October 7, 2017
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