He is a plate
"tom ass was up till 5am playing video games"
"tom ass put on his moms makup and looks like a monster"
what have we learned?
tomass is a bad boy. he deserves to be thrown
"tom ass put on his moms makup and looks like a monster"
what have we learned?
tomass is a bad boy. he deserves to be thrown
by ye plait peeple June 25, 2023
Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Chinese tom
by DieInAFireSwine January 24, 2022
“To pull a Tom” (Disparaging)
To arrive significantly late to a pre arranged meeting with another individual in a manner similar to what a Tom would do.
To arrive significantly late to a pre arranged meeting with another individual in a manner similar to what a Tom would do.
by Dom of Tom February 02, 2024
complaining and yelling so loudly that customers think that you are "going postal;" walking around like Dwight Schrute; stalking; traveling to departments where you are not welcome; giving insight on current events that are only opinions made to sound like facts
by BigFoot305 December 22, 2020
a popular novel by Henry Fielding— the father of English novel.
summary: Tom at first brought by his real uncle Allworthy but his uncle doesn't know that. In the course of the novel, Tom makes relationship with Molly, Lady Bellaston, Mrs Waters, though he is in real love with Sophia. At last, Tom's real mother's identity is revealed and Allworthy, who kicked him outta the house being lied by Blifil, wills his property to the name of Tom Jones and disowns his step brother Blifil for deceptive personality.
summary: Tom at first brought by his real uncle Allworthy but his uncle doesn't know that. In the course of the novel, Tom makes relationship with Molly, Lady Bellaston, Mrs Waters, though he is in real love with Sophia. At last, Tom's real mother's identity is revealed and Allworthy, who kicked him outta the house being lied by Blifil, wills his property to the name of Tom Jones and disowns his step brother Blifil for deceptive personality.
by typical Indian October 10, 2023
A thoroughbred roadman, usually found in his home in St Neots with shit being thrown at his front door. He thinks he’s a level 100 stoner but the only thing he can roll is his dads jaw.
Wanna smoke this weed bro ( bent ass joint, 95% baccy, 5% weed )
Nah, hahaha, That sounds like a load of Tom Lane shit too me
Nah, hahaha, That sounds like a load of Tom Lane shit too me
by Ben102047372 April 08, 2020
A basic Tom is your old Twink. He goes to every event at the club and drinks vodka clubs. He uses basic ass sayings like “oh one drink won’t hurtcha” and “ Don’t worry about me honey I’ll take care of myself“. He talks similarly to Donald Trump with sayings like “ Everyone’s out“ or “Everyone will be there“ and “are we hanging out”. His life is actually in shambles and he doesn’t understand the gay community.
by Firecrothcarrie February 01, 2021