When you've been scrolling on your phone for so long that the toilet seat has made your legs go numb.
by Goat balls February 14, 2025
Woman: Will you take the trash out?
Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!
Woman: *Walks away in disgust*
Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*
Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!
Woman: *Walks away in disgust*
Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 06, 2022
by boobyhumps February 14, 2020
Girl: ouuu fuck daddy
Boy: you like how I’m fucking this pussy baby
Girl: yess daddy, you fuck me so good with your third leg
Boy: you like how I’m fucking this pussy baby
Girl: yess daddy, you fuck me so good with your third leg
by Therealbigmama December 21, 2024
When your shin / calf are cramping on the leg you use to push the driving pedal in your motor vehicle.
by Jacqueline Woish December 07, 2022
A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.
I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.
Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.
Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
On November 11th you will be able to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg . Idk if this is legal or not but ye :)
Bro I wish that there was a day where you can to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg.
Well now you can, on Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day!
Well now you can, on Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day!
by Definitely over 6ft March 09, 2022