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fog job

A Fog Job is when a female is giving a male head, and the girl giving head is smoking a cigar or pipe at the time. The girl draws smoke into her mouth, goes down, and when the penis is as far into the mouth as possible, exhales the smoke, causing a foggy effect around the genitals.

A fog job is NOT a fog job when smoking cigarettes or weed.

Smoking weed and doing this results in a Joint Job
Hey I didn't like that Sarah smoked cigars, until she gave me a fog job last night!
by Snuckshot July 20, 2009
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banerrylope job

When a woman sucks a man's penis after it has been dipped into a strawberry, banana, cantelope shake.
Venesa gave this one dude a banerrylope job and he loved it!
by rollin' with the kc crew. August 31, 2009
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Sting Job

The act of having a bee/wasp sting your bellend in order to gain sexual pleasure
fuck me Joe i got a right cheeky sting job the other night.
by dazza417 September 1, 2009
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Encore Job

A new way for male sexual enjoyment - just get someone (or you) to clap once (really powerful clap) on your penis.

Also known as a clap job.
Guy: I'm not in the mood for a blowjob.
Girl: Handjob?
Guy: Nah.

Girl: Then what do you want?
Guy: Encore job.
Girl: Wha-?
Guy: Just clap on my penis and cover your ears with your arms.
by ROFLcopturds March 1, 2010
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Snug job

The act of performing oral sex in or around an establishment for cases of miller high life
Last week Joe gave out fifteen snug jobs at stars and was drunk for three weeks.
by Drewski85 March 13, 2010
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MS job

Every small office job you've ever seen. See MRS degree. A MS job tends to involve low ceilings, light accounting, and lots and lots of paperwork. At a MS job, all coworkers fall into three categories:

1) Miss. - just out of school, waiting to meet a husband. Think An Officer and a Gentleman. Or Working Girl.

2) Mrs. - married, possibly an empty nester. Probably rocking a perm and mom pants.

3) Ms. - as in 'not in this lifetime'. She is not The Boss (The Boss is male), but is almost certainly your boss. She always has a perm.
Accounts payable for Amalgamated Medical Supply Services? Don't do it; it's a MS job!

Brah, my gf works at such a MS job; I'm terrified of her coworkers, but they all love me.
by closet misogynist January 19, 2010
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L-job

Licking someone clean after a blowjob, handjob, or fingering a girl.
Before you leave, make sure you give me an L-job. You made a mess down here.
by yourmomisfat13 January 13, 2011
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