mike ruszczyk

fortnite pro ; prefers girls the age of 15-16 since tinder didn’t work out ; has a foot fetish, likes to be toxic to byronn and esther and enjoys selfies with stuffed toys

mike ruszczyk is behind you!

by Bywo December 9, 2018

Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.

Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"

by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017

Mike Blazer

the most badass gangster person in the room especially when daves around

go clean that up because im Mike Blazer

i will whoop that ass, because im Mike blazer

by oogabooga1232376mp March 25, 2023

Ice Mike

A former DJ who is now a wannabe marathon runner. Walks with the Mitway Limp and his idol is JohnnyO.

I was listening to Ice Mike from the 1980s wheels of steel while running the Chicago Marathon even though I have the Mitway Limp. JohnnyO was on the sidelines vigorously cheering me on.

by Denzel wendell March 8, 2019

Mike

A butthead.

That guy I'd such a Mike.

by Starbarfartyfar April 14, 2023

Mike Tango

Or MT for short. Millineal Trash.

Look at that Mike Tango and his avocado toast.

by BishopMJ June 22, 2019

Mike da mooch

Daddy’s little mooch

Hey there goes Mike da mooch aka daddy’s little mooch

by Pnuggit87 April 9, 2022