lifetime lesbian

A lesbian who has never had sex with a male.

Sarah: I wish I'd never slept with a man before I met you.
Jane: ahhh then you'd be a lifetime lesbian...like me.

by Brosiecoolio July 24, 2017

lesbian propaganda

When somebody does something not cool, you call it lesbian propaganda

That guy left me! Fucking lesbian propaganda!

by keenenenen December 18, 2022

Lesbian

A non-male loving a non-male.

I'm a lesbian

by immother June 25, 2021

Lucid Lesbian

When you have closer & more valuable relationship with your Female friend than the individual who is expressing interest in you ... so you tell the person you are a full-on Lesbian to avoid any let-downs or awkward conversations for the remainder of the night. Clear boundaries and low-pressure -- It's the perfect way to stay in a great conversation.

"Yeah, my Lady is amazing too. We're in a Lucid Lesbian relationship. She's the best."

"No worries, that isn't even an issue. I'm a Lesbian, dude. Finish your story!"

"Well with modern dating, it's really common for people to not even live in the Same town.... for example, my girlfriend lives in Sarasota, and I live up here. We love it. One of us is taking a vacation all the time. "

by ginja***ninja May 21, 2022

Complex Lesbian

A lesbian who searches for a deep and loving complex relationship. A Complex Lesbian will be around their crush a lot, but also study them from afar to see more of what they’re like. They take notes on personality, and try to find a girl that fits with them perfectly. Complex Lesbians are usually confident, and flirty. Once in a relationship they’re very tender and loving, and will do anything to make their partner happy. They don’t need a lot, all they need is to see their girlfriend smile.

Girl 1: when i had a crush on you, i would also take notes on what you like

Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian

Girl 1: *giggles* surprise

by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020

Lesbian

Non-men loving non-men

It’s not it’s women who can be Lesbians, Non-binary Agender Intersex etc, just anyone who isn’t male

Also 📣PRONOUNS DOSENT EQUAL GENDER IDIOTS📣

Person A: would you like to go on a date sometime

Person B: sorry I’m a Lesbian

by A Agender Lesbain July 24, 2021

Golden Girl Lesbian

When a woman is too old to attract a husband, so decides to become a lesbian for the companionship.

After Uncle John left her, Terry became a Golden Girl Lesbian and moved in with her friend Barb.

by CJStrokenoff November 7, 2017