Jacob Beamer

Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!

"He is such a fuckboy! He just asked me for nudes!"
"He must be a Jacob Beamer"

by kay.kay.kay. May 22, 2016

Jacob

A ripped, hench, muscular little boy who has young girls begging for his throbbing 2 inch dick. They enjoy splitting up couples for hot raging sex.

Jacob just split up Hubert and cat

by Habel March 22, 2020

Jacobisme

A mix of all other forms of communisme (Leninisme, Marxisme, Maoisme..)

Donald: I want everything to be shared!!!
John: Jacobisme is flawed and would never work!!
Donald: Fuck you john!!!

by fjoliver April 23, 2019

jacob

hes a very cute and sexy guy who always thinks with his dick and loves long walks at the beach. Preferably with children because he's so good with them.

ohhhh i love jacobing in the night

by Hensler August 8, 2021

Jacob

Jacob is a total jock beast. He is known to strike fear into the hearts of many and woo the hearts of many women. The phrase "Men wanna be him, women want to be with him" is the perfect way to describe Jacob. If you get on the bad side of this lady killer jock you might regret your choices.

"Yo did you see that crazy dunk he just made?"
"Yea dude he's a total Jacob"

by LeonidasTheHottie February 15, 2025

Jacob

Some dumbass who thinks they are always right and never have a neck, Jacobs also think the whole godamn world revolves around them.

(Jacob) Hi my name is Jacob
(Any mf not named Jacob) Shut the fuck up

by lilgummy May 5, 2023

Jacob Chapman

Likes boys and has a tiny pp and no girls because he has a rat nest and farts in other mens mouth

Can you jacob chapman in me

by Cool dad4926 March 18, 2022