play the pink oboe

To stroke the penis; to masturbate.

Mark, don't play the pink oboe! Get out of the bathroom and let me use the toilet!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

pink man

Pink Man is a unicycle riding, singing superhero. Rides and sings around the world to help joy.

The people cheered when they saw Pink Man ride into the cafe.

by Mike Maxfield October 13, 2006

Pink Elephant Republican

A Republican so wrapped up in their warped ideological dogma they're determined to vote for "anyone but Obama." A Republican with ideas so disconnected from reality they clearly have hallucinations.

You can't sell that Pink Elephant Republican a clue. He can't see you to buy it.

by Bull Moose February 28, 2012

pink brown eye

Conjuctivitis of the anus aka pink eye of the anus.

Papa Smurf, can I like your ass?
Nah, bitch, I have anal conjunctivitis.
Anal conjunctivitis?
Yeah, pink brown eye.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004

Pink sparkly tears

Tears of frustration when confronted with one's own privilege or racist/sexist behaviors or opinions, often accompanied by claims that white/straight/heterosexual/rich people have it hard too (see; it's tough at the top).

When Sadie was told that blackface wasn't an appropriate halloween costume, she shed pink sparkly tears while exclaiming: "But I didn't MEAN to be racist!"

by Truthsparkles September 18, 2011

Pink lady roll

The act of placing wasabi sauce inside of a girl's vagina while a male and his closest friend use their dicks as chopsticks to try and remove it

Yo blake, Will and I totally gave this girl a pink lady roll last night

by 99proof January 08, 2017

Riding the pink flamingo

A euphemism for flaming (o) gay sex due to the tropical look of bare-chested, gay men who participate.

Jeff and Bradley were riding the pink flamingo hard.

by I-have-evolved April 21, 2009