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beans in your pants

Referring to someone who is being goofy or overly energetic. Not dissimilar from “ants in your pants.”
Karen, calm down. You’ve got beans in your pants.
by FiestaNic October 1, 2019
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Metaphorical Party Pants

The place where the party is. Always. Kinda like giant clown pants that you have to hold out in front and scoop people up in. Teachers, Dog Ramblers, Fools, all are welcome in the party pants.
Dude 1:Dude! I just nabbed Mr.Gilette in my Metaphorical Party Pants!
Dude 2:*Scoop* Yeah! Just got three hot chicks and a rambler in mine!
Dude 1: Damn it.
by Rainbow Guy December 17, 2008
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check your pants

Phrase used to mock someone, usually an oponent, after they are beaten by an amazing display of skill in a sport, video game, competition, etc.

Refering to the "opponent" being so shocked and/or amazed as to have shit himself/herself
*lacrosse player with the ball jukes right, behind-the-back-split- dodges to the left, leaving his defense man lying on the ground in the wrong direction, and he rips a shot in the corner unopposed.

team yells to the defense: "Check your pants!"
by tehb October 27, 2007
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Weenie In My Pants

to misunderstand someone for something very inappropriate. Similar to a Freudian slip.
Bob: I just did another
You: You just did my mother?
Bob: Na bro thats not what I said.
You: Sorry that was totally a "weenie in my pants"
by CaptainUndiePants November 16, 2010
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mc hammer pants

Mc Hammer pants are the 80's most baggiest pants . These oversized crotch pants allowed the Hammer to do his signature dance. These pants were the shit back then. However, if worn today, it looks as if you took a crap in a tent and wore it as pants.
T: Look at that guy's pants. It looks like large diaper.

D: Naw, MC Hammer pants were the shit in the 80s.

T: looks like he took a shit in them in 2017
by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017
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pants-o-rama

-Adjective
relating to something that is completely rubbish. Compare with 'panorama' to describe a wide angled scene, 'pants-o-rama' is used to describe an all round wretched situation.
1)
Filmgoer: "Showgirls was a great film!"
Response: "WHAT???! Except for the high breast count it was wall-to-wall pants-o-rama! Muppet."

2)
Computer User: "This software doesn't work."
Response: "That's beacuse it's pants-o-rama! Muppet."
by Woodallster April 2, 2008
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two haircut pants

A term describing ultra low-cut jeans or pants, wherein the top of the pants is low enough that it seems a certain amount of grooming of the naturally occuring hair in the lower area must have taken place (otherwise it would currently be on display). Thus, the person in question would have had a haircut on both areas in order to appear in public.

Also: two haircut skirt.
by grumblefish October 3, 2007
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